1. What is up with these guys that go to the trouble of getting hold of a box of balls and practicing their serves by themselves all day long? Don't the have anything else to do? I hate them!
2. What is wrong with these guys that hit the ball at the top of the bounce catching me off guard? I hate them!
3. What is wrong with these guys that brush the ball just so and generate so much spin? Do they not know that so much spin is unfair, especially to me? I hate them!
4. What’s wrong with those players that always seem to return the ball to the place where I can’t get it? It’s not fair! Don’t they know I have a bad knee, a bad ankle and a bad hand? It’s just not fair. I hate them!
5. What wrong with those devious players that play pimples or anti-spin forcing me to learn something new? I hate them!
6. What wrong with all these slim players in their nice tracksuits that move around the table so effortlessly, while my belly just gets bigger no matter what exercise I do? I hate them!
7. What’s wrong with all those players that serve the ball at my hip/stomach forcing me to move? Why can’t they just serve it long so I can get it back? I hate them!
8. What's wrong with all those devious players that always hit the ball back to my weak backhand? I hate them!
9. What wrong with all those devious players that mix float and spin so that I can't read it properly? It's unfair. I hate them!
10. What's wrong with all those players that can hit backhand and forehand consistently while I can only hit about 3.5! I hate them!